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[eyarazrushost]

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[noreasonneeded]

I'll also bring whiskey and opinions. Just offering the beware warning so we're both knowing what we're signing.

[eyarazrushost]

I reserve the right to flick you if your opinion displeases me.

[noreasonneeded]

I reserve the right to add more chilis to what's being made for each flick.

[eyarazrushost]

There's not even any chilis involved!

[noreasonneeded]

That's in the eye of the beholder - and the pot watcher.

[eyarazrushost]

You would have to intentionally bring your own chilis.

[noreasonneeded]

Chilis might just appear. Like magic. We'll have to see.

[eyarazrushost]

You might lose some fingers, but we'll see.

[noreasonneeded]

Can't handle some spice?

[eyarazrushost]

When appropriate!

[noreasonneeded]

What does appropriateness have to do with holidays?

[eyarazrushost]

You are going on my naughty list!

[noreasonneeded]

I could make use of coal.

[eyarazrushost]

Ugh. Pragmatic even when I'm trying to punish you.

[noreasonneeded]

It’s the only way to respond to a punishment. Well, at least against someone I don’t want to punish in return.

[eyarazrushost]

Some partners might enjoy punishment to a degree if you catch my drift.

[noreasonneeded]

Shall I start leaving you proverbial coals, Genya?

[eyarazrushost]

What are the proverbial coals if not coals?

[noreasonneeded]

A punishment you'd enjoy, I suppose.